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Fann's hen night happened on September 9th but I can only blog about it now because we had to wait for Mediacorp to air it. Something about copyright and stuff, blah blah. Anyway, it was the first hen night in my entire life, and I had fun. Thank you again Wenqing, for inviting me! It's always nice to see Fann, she's my idol! It was held in a private room at Social House, and I went early to help decorate the place, but as you can see 3 minutes into this Youtube vid, I only threw confetti all over the table and counter tops!:



Well, okay so that job took more than 2 seconds which was all you saw, but it was fun all the same. And there was a marriage advice board for us to write on. I wrote, "Get a dog. Or two. Or ten." or something like that! You can watch the full 4-part video on Youtube. All the girls wore black and hot pink tiaras that Wenqing hand-made, they were really pretty. Me and Olive:



With Qing:



I love my tiara!:



The cake which made everyone go, "Oh. My. Gawd.":



With Olive and Jesslyn:



Those oysters I was holding tasted heavenly, I tell you!:



The bride herself entered to a whole room of party poppers, and we were all entertained by strippers - 2 young and not-hot-as-far-as-I-am-concerned ones, and one very VERY gross one, as far as everyone is concerned. I didn't think Fann knew what was in store for her!:



























She looked mortified!:







































Stripper nightmare STEVEN LIM!!!:



I KNEW IT! I knew they would invite him! Fucking sick. Look at that oily long hair. Whatever gave him the wild idea to grow his hair? He's scary and fugly. But well, he was there obviously for the entertainment factor. Patricia Mok invited him! And he was wearing python-skin tight shorts. Oh God. He's impossible. Got this from Wenqing, she took this while we were all right behind him and immediately after, all of us collapsed in fits of laughter. Gross to the max!:



Steven Lim brought a keyboard along with him and attempted to sing Fann a song. But you know what.... He barely used the keyboard. -__-"' Even had to have the bride herself squat down and hit a few random keys for him!:

















See?!:





Right after, as you might have already seen on TV... the guys crashed the party!:



Prince Charming to the rescue!:























Steven Lim did a striptease dance of sorts and stripped off his windbreaker:



I think that was the only shot I managed to take before he jumped down from the platform and terrified me so badly. I thought he was gonna come dancing up to me and pass on some unknown germ as a result, so I ran for my life, past Wenqing's brother-in-law and just at that very moment, he decided to bring his beer bottle up to his mouth for a swig. My shoulder knocked into his elbow and sent beer flying all over him. It hurt like mad, and I ended up with a bruise but I was so embarrassed, at the same time apologising profusely! It was an accident... Thank Steven Lim! Gross pig. >:-(











The girls! - Fann's sister-in-law, Olive, Karen, Qing, Jesslyn and me:



With Karen:



With Dawn:



With Patricia! She's very nice and friendly!:



Camwhoring in the ladies'!:









Qing and Karen decided to do this set of crazy, lame, cheesy dance moves that made me laugh my ass off. Too funny!:









HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:















Chris joined in!:







MADNESS:



Okay fine, so I waited the whole night for this (how could I not?!):



She'd make such a pretty bride, and they'd make such a pretty couple, I just know it!

The night ended with karaoke on the pool table:





I wish Fann and Chris happy ever after, I suppose the whole island have been waiting for this ever since rumours started flying. And now they're getting hitched, like finally. A big, huge CONGRATS to them! x